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Intro
01:51
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Yeah, yeah
Yea-YEEEEAAAH
YEAH
WE’RE DANGEROUS IN THIS ARCADE
YUUUUUH
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You’ll Never Know
02:19
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Clinical Depression
02:42
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THE GREAT RAP DISS
01:27
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Everybody thinks that they are good
But they aren’t
Do you want to try and be in this rap game
No you don’t
It will be the worst experience of your hecking life
All these rappers are pathetic
They all have the same aesthetic
Drugs, money, cars, and their girls
That they keep for 10 minutes
So listen y’all here
Listen or hear
The best rap song that you’ll ever hear,
Now please
Disappear queer
Please don’t make me say your name
Please don’t make me say you’re gay
Because I will, and I’ll do it gladly
Rock n Roll has died out sadly (this isn’t lyrics, but I want to say I don’t like that line.)
But there might be hope...
AND ITS GONE
Maybe it will be okay
Put in my sombrero and say “Olay!”
So let’s go
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Suck My Penis
01:55
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SLOWLY
DYING
INSIDE
WHILE MY WIFE
IS YELLING
TO COME TO BED
I’M LIKE
NO YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
THIS IS ANARCHY
DEATH & DESTRUCTION
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
AND NOW I’M TRYING
TO WRITE A BOOK
BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I CAN’T READ
ALL I CAN DO IS MAKE YOUR EARS BLEED
CMON
CMON
YEAH
DEATH & DESTRUCTION
AND I AM SLOWLY DYING INSIDE
MY MENTAL STATE
SLOWLY FADING AWAY
AND NOW I’M CALLINF EVERYBODY’S MOM GAY
BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THAT I’M THE GREATEST
I’M TRYING TO WRITE A BOOK
BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I CAN’T READ
ALL I CAN DO IS MAKE YOUR EARS BLEED
MY MENTAL HEALTH ISN’T LOOKING SO GOOD
SLOWLY
DYING
INSIDE
DEATH & DESTRUCTION
GIVE IT TO ME
RITALIN AND ADDERALL
IT NEVER MADE MUCH SENSE AT ALL
MY PAIN IS IMMEASURABLE
SO IS MY PENIS
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All This Clout
03:39
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Rap Jesus
02:18
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I’m in the crib
Takin’ sips
Off my cold one
Sittin’ here
Getting a lap dance
Where yo girl at?
Is she in be kitchen
You were here now she ditchin’ (hey)
Yuh
Ooh
Got them bars
I am literally rap jesus
Feeling blessed like oh my hold lord
Now you get up off yo lazy booty, you fat lard
Sipping from my cold one
Sitting in my throne
Cause I’m Rap Jesus
Everybody knows
Who the best rapper is that’s me (yuh)
Feeling so blessed, like you wouldn’t believe
Hey
Yuh hey
Yeah, cause I’m rap jesus
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Radio Interlude
00:56
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In Da HOod
01:45
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Coming In Swinging
01:29
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I Have a Boner
03:27
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Yuh
It’s that time again
Let’s go
Yuh
I have a boner
In my frickin’ pants
While I was watching hardcore Minecraft porn
While my penis was erect 2 hours ago
Now it’s just hard
From the tension in my pants
To my red face
Watching two girls one cup, stroking it, very carefully
Yuh
Hey
I have a boner in my pants
I have a gun in my bag
Shoot shoot
Yuh hey
I have a boner
Hey
Bang bang goes the gun
Shoot shoot
Goes my penis hole
Hey hey yeah
I have a boner in my pants
And I wanna go inside Walmart
And show everybody
Hey
I have a boner
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I Don’t Wanna Hear It
02:21
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I Despise It
01:36
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You’ll Never know anything if you don’t try it
You all wearing Gucci, heck yeah, I Despise It
You’ll Never Know when the world will come down on top of all these rappers they can’t afford NOTHING
Even though I’m a rapper
Still not as bad as the ones you see
If you’re thinking ‘bout the best rapper I’m the only one there will ever be
Sit the heck down,
Imma shut you up with my bars
Not with all this money
And he nice cars
I don’t know why but I think I’ll say
Now all I have to do is drive down
And say “you’re gay’”
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Get It Done
02:37
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DROP THE BEAT
01:29
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Coming Down Your Street
01:44
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CIRCUMCISION
04:00
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BizNess
01:39
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BEAT
02:55
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Balls Deep
02:19
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Five Dolla Hooka
02:21
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Everything you knew wasn’t really perfect
Now all you have to do is kill yourself
Now I’m the best rapper, took the elevator up another level
I am the boulder and you are the pebble
Now you better watch where your going
Gone gone gone
Watch where you’re going
Run run run
As fast as you can
You can’t catch me cause I’m Lil Qwerty
Coming st ya live from my crib
Yuh
Yuh
Hey
Yeah I say
You better watch where your going
Or you’re gonna get SHOT
You get off my property or I will call the COPS
They will bring you down
Just like my wife (okay that was unneeded)
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24. |
Suck My Penis (Reprise)
01:22
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25. |
Epic Outro
02:35
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